dear world, I am running away

Dear World,

I am running away from home.

I ran a lot over the weekend and last night.

I pooped and I ran and I ran through my poop.

I had glorious poopboots.

Then mommy tried to take my poopboots away.

I was very upset by this.

I huffed.

I puffed.

I nipped.

I pooped on mommy.

That terrible mommy made me take a footbath.

Terrible!

So now, I will run away.

That will make mommy sorry.

She says she loves me, but she takes away my poop and makes me get in water.

She must be lying.

I am so upset.

Sincerely, Bella Stormrider Hufflepuff